I Am Responsible For No One But

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.

There Are Zillions Of People Who Say That Alcoholism Is A Disease, But Not Many Of Them Believe It

Most People Call Me Mercy. I Like It

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!