While I Am Rehearsing A Play, I

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The Great People I've Met Always Have Time For The Niceties.

There Are Zillions Of People Who Say That Alcoholism Is A Disease, But Not Many Of Them Believe It

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.

A Rich Man Can Afford To Be Generous To Many.