I'm An Ice Sculptor. Last Night I

Have You Ever Tried Sugar Or Pcp?

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

I Wanna Hang A Map Of The World In My House. Then I'm Gonna Put Pins Into All The Locations That I've Traveled To. But First, I'm Gonna Have To Travel To The Top Two Corners Of The Map So It Won't Fall Down.

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

How Does A Sesame Seed Stick To A Bun? That's Magical. There Must Be Some Sesame Seed Glue Out There. Either That Or They're Adhesive On One Side. Peel Off The Backing, Place It On The Bun.