I Have No Problem Not Listening To

I Went To The Store And Bought Eight Apples; The Clerk Said, "do You Want These In A Bag?" I Said, "oh, No, Man, I Juggle."

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Think Pringles Initial Intention Was To Make Tennis Balls. But On The Day That The Rubber Was Supposed To Show Up, A Big Truckload Of Potatoes Arrived. But Pringles Is A Laid Back Company. They Said, "screw It. Cut 'em Up!"

I Don't Have A Microwave Oven, But I Do Have A Clock That Occasionally Cooks Stuff.

We Don't Have To Fix Anything.