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I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.

I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.

I Did A Radio Interview; The Dj's First Question Was "who Are You?" I Had To Think. Is This Guy Really Deep, Or Did I Drive To The Wrong Station?

A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For Ground Beef.

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