If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.

All These Jokes Have Been Pre-approved As Funny By Me.

Wearing A Turtleneck Is Like Being Strangled By A Really Weak Guy, All Day. Wearing A Backpack And A Turtleneck Is Like A Weak Midget Trying To Bring You Down.

Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And An Animal Term, Too.

Chicago Is Known As The Windy City, And Montana Is Called The Big Sky State, So I Think That We Should Somehow Combine The Two To Create The Ultimate Kite-flying Experience.