My Fake Plants Died Because I Did

Foosball Screwed Up My Perception Of Soccer. I Though You Had To Kick The Ball And Then Spin Around And Around. I Can't Do A Back Flip, Much Less Several Simultaneously With Two Other Guys.

I'm Not Into Sports. I Mean...i Like Gatorade, But That's As Far As It Goes.

I Would Like It If Four People Did A Cartwheel All At Once... So I Can Make A Cart.

I Wrote A Letter To My Dad - I Wrote, "i Really Enjoy Being Here," But I Accidentally Wrote Rarely Instead Of Really. But I Still Wanted To Use It, So I Wrote, "i Rarely Drive Steamboats, Dad - There's A Lot Of Stuff You Don't Know About Me. Quit Trying To Act Like I'm A Steamboat Operator." This Letter Took A Harsh Turn Right Away.

P.s. - This Is What Part Of The Alphabet Would Look Like If Q And R Were Eliminated.