I'm Always Working On Stuff. But They

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.

You Can't Make Money On Broadway. You Make Nothing. You Maybe Make Like $1,350 A Week After You Pay Out All The Producers.

Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.

It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But I Would Not Trade It For Anything.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.