I'm Always Working On Stuff. But They

What I Love About Comedians Is Their Instinct Is Always To Go Against The Grain. Their Whole Existence Is Pointing Out The Elephant In The Room. Already You Can See Audiences Are Pushing Back, But We're The Ones Who Really Can Take It More Than Anybody.

I Feel Most Empires Fell When They Started To Act Human, But Then Look At Russia. They Kept A Pretty Strong Hand, And They Fell From Afghanistan Alone Because Afghanistan Is The Graveyard Of Empires. I Guess You Just Can't Sustain It.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.