The Only People Who Like To Live

You Can’t Make Everybody Laugh. You Gotta Just Do What You Think Is Funny. Just Be Obstreperous To Everybody.

I Love People, I Love Studying People More Than History. So Whatever Situation I See, Then I Look At, What Were The People Like, More Than History Itself.

I Think If You Try To Tailor Your Act To Anybody, You End Up With An Act That Doesn't Work Anyway.

With Comedians, You Have That Understanding That We're Trying To Get Laughs.

The Ancient Greeks Were The First Ones To Say An Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living. They Don't Tell You Of Course What We Found Out, An Examined Life Not That Fascinating Either.