I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.