I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.