I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.