I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

Last Week I Told My Wife, If You Would Learn To Cook, I Could Fire The Chef. She Said, If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.