If You Want To Know How Little

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.