If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

I Love Buster Keaton And I Love Physical Comedy When It's Done In An Emotionally Understated Way. I Just Like To Play It, And I Need The Attention.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.