I Remember When I Used To Be

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

It's Interesting To Be An Adult And To Have That Level Of Ignorance About Something, Because The Nice Part About Is You Get That Discovery. The Learning Curve Is So Rich And Steep.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.