I Remember When I Used To Be

A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.

Last Week I Lost My Temper In My Karate Class. Man, I'm Not Doing That Again Until I'm A Black Belt. Because I Can Tell You There's A Difference Between Taking Karate And Receiving Karate.

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.