If You Count All Your Assets You

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.

Be Nice To People On Your Way Up Because You'll Meet Them On Your Way Down.

A Good Listener Is Not Only Popular Everywhere, But After A While, He Knows Something.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.