If You Count All Your Assets You

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.

A Good Party Is Where You Enjoy Good People, And They Taste Even Better With Champagne.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.