The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'

Count 10 Over Him - He'll Get Up

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.