The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

I've Spent Several Years In Hollywood, And I Still Think The Movie Heroes Are In The Audience.

In The Battle Of Existence, Talent Is The Punch; Tact Is The Clever Footwork.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.