The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

I Want A Priest, A Rabbi And A Protestant Minister. I Want To Hedge My Bets.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.