There Is Something About A Closet That

Over In Hollywood They Almost Made A Great Picture, But They Caught It In Time.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

The Worst-tempered People I've Ever Met Were People Who Knew They Were Wrong.

Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.