To My Embarrassment I Was Born In

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

I'd Rather Know A Square Guy Than Own A Square Mile.

I Want A Priest, A Rabbi And A Protestant Minister. I Want To Hedge My Bets.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.