To My Embarrassment I Was Born In

I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

Count 10 Over Him - He'll Get Up