To My Embarrassment I Was Born In

Do Not Be Desirous Of Having Things Done Quickly. Do Not Look At Small Advantages. Desire To Have Things Done Quickly Prevents Their Being Done Thoroughly. Looking At Small Advantages Prevents Great Affairs From Being Accomplished.

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

Gambling: A Sure Way To Get Nothing From Something.

The Best Way To Keep Your Friends Is Not To Give Them Away.