If Shakespeare Had Lived In Our Age,

I Majored In Chinese Studies. I'm Probably The Only Director Of Chicken Indian Zombie Movies Who Can Speak Pretty Good Mandarin.

I Would Only Make A Movie That I Believe In. If I Didn't Believe In It, It Would Be Unworthy.

I Didn't Even Know What A Film Director Was. To Me, Charlie Chaplin Was A Goofy Clown, And John Ford - What? Never Heard Of Him.

The Person Who Goes To The Troma Movie Knows That He Or She May Love The Troma Movie Or, He Or She May Hate The Troma Movie; But The Movie Goer Knows That He Or She Will Never Forget The Troma Movie.

The Dean Of The American Film Institute Has Written That I'm One Of The Very Few Auteurs In America. I've Had Freedom For 40 Years To Create Art That Is Totally Personal And Is What I Believe In.