I Don't Make Crappy Movies. I Spend

The Thing I Find About The Movie Industry Is That 99 Percent Of The People Are Absolute Scum. They're Horrible People, They Really Are. Very Nasty Killer Rabbits Who Hate Movies. But The Other 1 Percent Are Really The Greatest, Most Wonderful People In The World.

I Don't Make Crappy Movies. I Spend Two Or Three Years Making A Film. I Don't Take Myself Seriously, But I Take My Movies Very Seriously.

If Shakespeare Had Lived In Our Age, He Would Have Been Sued For Writing Romeo And Juliet, Because As Everybody Knows, He Plagiarized That From An Italian Play.

If You're An Independent, You Don't Get On Tv. And In The Rare Instances That You Do Get On, You Get A Fraction Of What That Very Same Movie Would Get If It Came In Through Fox Or Viacom.

Fast Food Nation Was Boring And Aimed At Yuppies, And Yuppies Don't Eat Fast Food.