I Like Fat People More Then I

I Believe That Independent Film Making Is The Last Frontier Of Creative Expression Available. So I'm Always Willing To Lend A Helping Hand To A Young Film Maker Who's Just Getting Into The Business.

Luckily, I've Never Been Offered A Directing Job That Was Lucrative. I've Never Heard, "here's $800,000 To Remake Sisters."

Fast Food Nation Was Boring And Aimed At Yuppies, And Yuppies Don't Eat Fast Food.

I'm From The '60s, But No One Has Ever Accused Me Of Being A Hippie. I Never Had Much Interest In The Woodstock Crowd, Which Partied To Change The World, While Real People Were Starving To Death In Africa.

If Shakespeare Had Lived In Our Age, He Would Have Been Sued For Writing Romeo And Juliet, Because As Everybody Knows, He Plagiarized That From An Italian Play.