I Didn't Even Know What A Film

Fast Food Nation Was Boring And Aimed At Yuppies, And Yuppies Don't Eat Fast Food.

I Believe That Independent Film Making Is The Last Frontier Of Creative Expression Available. So I'm Always Willing To Lend A Helping Hand To A Young Film Maker Who's Just Getting Into The Business.

My Roommate At Yale University Introduced Me To The Auteur Theory Of Filmmaking. I Soon Became A Big Fan Of The Works Of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, And Stan Brakhage. I Then Decided To Make My Own Films!

I Majored In Chinese Studies. I'm Probably The Only Director Of Chicken Indian Zombie Movies Who Can Speak Pretty Good Mandarin.

In Our Racist, Sexist Society, Christmas Is The 8 Hours When We Stop Killing Each Other And Gratuitous Over Eating Is Encouraged So That The Starving And Other People In The World Can Die!