Being A Gay Married Man, I Love

If Someone Offered Me A Hundred Million Dollars To Make A Movie? I Would First Remind Him That There Are 850 Million People In The World Who Don't Have Enough To Eat.

Being A Gay Married Man, I Love Broadway Musicals.

I Majored In Chinese Studies. I'm Probably The Only Director Of Chicken Indian Zombie Movies Who Can Speak Pretty Good Mandarin.

The Person Who Goes To The Troma Movie Knows That He Or She May Love The Troma Movie Or, He Or She May Hate The Troma Movie; But The Movie Goer Knows That He Or She Will Never Forget The Troma Movie.

In Our Racist, Sexist Society, Christmas Is The 8 Hours When We Stop Killing Each Other And Gratuitous Over Eating Is Encouraged So That The Starving And Other People In The World Can Die!