If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.

I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.