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The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.