I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction.

I Don't Like To Analyze My Music Too Much. It Just Comes Welling Up Out Of The Depths Of My Soul.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.