I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

There's A Sense Of Spontaneity, And No Emphasis On Jokes In This Show. People Generally Talk The Way They Talk In Life If You Were In This Particular Situation.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.