I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

You Write About What You Know.