If I Had To Live My Life

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.