If I Had To Live My Life

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)