If I Had To Live My Life

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.