If I Had To Live My Life

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.