If I Had To Live My Life

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.