If I Had Been Born Ugly, You

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!