I'd Have To Be Superman To Do

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.

If You'd Given Me The Choice Of Going Out And Beating Four Men And Smashing A Goal In From Thirty Yards Against Liverpool Or Going To Bed With Miss World, It Would Have Been A Difficult Choice. Luckily, I Had Both.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.