Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele