He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots

If You'd Given Me The Choice Of Going Out And Beating Four Men And Smashing A Goal In From Thirty Yards Against Liverpool Or Going To Bed With Miss World, It Would Have Been A Difficult Choice. Luckily, I Had Both.

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

I Definitely Don't Think That Money Can Buy You Love. It Can Buy You Affection But Certainly Not Love.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.