You Can't Trust Very Many People.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.