If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still

The Marines Was A Fresh Start - That Is Why They Shave Your Head. I Wish They Would Let You Change Your Name.

What Also Helps Our Show Is That We Never Take Ourselves Seriously.

I Always Run In The Morning On An Empty Stomach, And I'll Go Through A Bottle And A Half Of Water. Then I Have A Protein Drink Or I Eat Egg Whites.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.