I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect

Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

What Also Helps Our Show Is That We Never Take Ourselves Seriously.