It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

We'll Never See National Shows With 45 Shares Again.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.

The Laughs Are Honestly Bigger, ... They Are The Kind Of Unexpected Belly Laughs You Get With Your Friends During Conversation.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.