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If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

I Don't Know, People Take Chances On Stage. It's A Big Free Speech Zone, A Comedy Show. So Sometimes Things Happen, You Say Things That Are A Little Bit Off The Edge.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.