I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody Was High When They Came Up With That Title. It's Like Christians Against Christ. Rock Created Drugs.