I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.

Rage Only Works If It Is Justified. That's The Trick With Rage. You Gotta Have A Reason To Be Mad.

With Any Other Celebrity, People Come Up And Say, 'hey, I Really Like Your Work.' But With My Fans, When They See Me, They Don't Even Say Hello. They Just Go, 'awwwwwghghhhghghrrr!'

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.