I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

Jim Bakker. He's Lost Everything, He's Ruined. And The Worst Thing Of All He Still Has To Wake Up To Her!

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

I Look For Women I Know Are Gonna Bust Me Up Good. Come On, Man, Who Can Resist That? Who Can Resist That Emotional Pain? Yeah, They All Have The Same Line, They're So Sweet: I'm Not Gonna Hurt You Like All The Others. Really I'm Not. I'm Gonna Introduce You To A Whole New Level Of Pain!

You Don't Know What A Rough Crowd Is. If All I Have To Do Is Go Make People Laugh, That's Nothing. Let Me Tell You What A Tough Crowd Is. A Tough Crowd Is Going To A Morning Service And You Got Six People There And You Gotta Pay Your House Payment. That's A Tough Crowd.

You Gotta Keep Falling In Love. You Gotta Believe In It. What Are You Going To Do... Give Sheep The Vote?