I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.