I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

Jim Bakker. He's Lost Everything, He's Ruined. And The Worst Thing Of All He Still Has To Wake Up To Her!

Everything Can Be Satirized.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.