I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

I Called A Detox Center - Just To See How Much It Would Cost: $13,000 For Three Weeks! My Friends, If You Can Come Up With Thirteen Grand, You Don't Have A Problem Yet.