What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

Rage Only Works If It Is Justified. That's The Trick With Rage. You Gotta Have A Reason To Be Mad.

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.