Rage Only Works If It Is Justified.

Every Generation Has Someone Who Steps Outside The Norm And Offers A Voice For The Unspeakable Attitudes Of That Time. I Represent Everything That's Supposed To Be Wrong, Everything That's Forbidden.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

It Was Great To Be The Rock Comic, The Shock Comic. But After You've Played Giants Stadium With Bon Jovi In Front Of 82,000 People, After You've Done The 'wild Thing' Video With Jessica Hahn And Every Rock Band From Hell, You're Not Gonna Top That.

I Called A Detox Center - Just To See How Much It Would Cost: $13,000 For Three Weeks! My Friends, If You Can Come Up With Thirteen Grand, You Don't Have A Problem Yet.