My View Of Life Is, 'if You're

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.

Everything Can Be Satirized.

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.