Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.

I Called A Detox Center - Just To See How Much It Would Cost: $13,000 For Three Weeks! My Friends, If You Can Come Up With Thirteen Grand, You Don't Have A Problem Yet.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.