I Wrote My Earliest Piece For The

Youve Simply Got To Go On And On With Your Family And Friends And Tell Them How Much You Love Them Because You Never Know Whether Theyll Be There Tomorrow, Do You?

Hurting Other People Is Not Excusable Because You've Been Hurt Yourself.

I Can Assure You That The Class System Is Alive And Well And Living In People's Minds In England.

Meetings ... Are Rather Like Cocktail Parties. You Don't Want To Go, But You're Cross Not To Be Asked.

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.