But Really I'm Not Terribly Interested In

I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.

Youve Simply Got To Go On And On With Your Family And Friends And Tell Them How Much You Love Them Because You Never Know Whether Theyll Be There Tomorrow, Do You?

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

The Only Thing A Whirlwind Courtship Does Is Blow Dust In Everyone's Eyes.

For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be Beautiful. Funny. Yes. Clever, No.