I'd Never Have Written The Big Books

I Think It Bespeaks A Generous Nature, A Man Who Can Cook.

Without Doubt, Keep A Diary. From The Day You're Born, Keep A Diary, Because We All Forget Things So Quickly.

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

Hurting Other People Is Not Excusable Because You've Been Hurt Yourself.

Although It Is The Biggest Time-waster In Office Life, You Must Never Underrate The Importance Of The Memo. You Will Be Judged By The Volume Of Your Paper Work.