Without Doubt, Keep A Diary. From The

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.

A Lot Of Meetings Are Held To Arrange When To Have Meetings. ... Meetings Today Are Usually Called Conferences To Make Them Sound More Significant.

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.

I Think We Ought To Have A Kindness Year, Or A Kindness Century.