Go To Lots Of Interviews, At Least

It's A Good Idea To Wait A Few Months Before Joining Anything When You Arrive At A Village. A Bookseller Friend Who Retired To Nearby Oxfordshire, And Was Worried He Might Be Bored, Got Himself On To Every Village Committee In The First Six Months, And Spent The Next Ten Years Extricating Himself.

At Home I Have Big Vats Of Cabbage Soup That I Make To Slim Down.

Meetings ... Are Rather Like Cocktail Parties. You Don't Want To Go, But You're Cross Not To Be Asked.

A Lot Of Meetings Are Held To Arrange When To Have Meetings. ... Meetings Today Are Usually Called Conferences To Make Them Sound More Significant.

Bachelors Begin At Thirty-six. Up Till This Age They Are Regarded As Single Men.