I Wish I Could End Every Rap

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.

Some People Don't Like Competition Because It Makes Them Work Harder, Better.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

I Was Just Sick Of Being Fat, You Know? You Get Sick Of It. It Just Really, It's A Tiring Lifestyle To Have.

I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much. I Used To Memorize Bill Cosby Albums And Other People's Albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.