I Wish I Could End Every Rap

People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And To Forget Their Troubles They Like To Look At People Who Aren't Doing Better Than They Are.

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.