Living In Hollywood, You Can Get Disconnected

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

I Think That If Anyone Bothered To Take A Survey, They Would Find A Sharp Decline In Atheism During The Winters In Cleveland, Ohio.

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.