I Wanted To Do A Show Based

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.

Boy, A Drive-through Liquor Store. God Bless America! A Place Where You Can Drive Through And Buy Whiskey, Beer... Just The Thing For That Drunk Driver Who's Constantly On The Go. Cant Stop Now! I've Got Places To Go, People To Hit!

The First Monopoly Game I Played With My Brothers, I Hated Losing So Much, I Just Had To Beat Them.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.